The Tissue Song

(this song is made up by Ele)

*chorus*
Tissues keep my nose happy
When my nose needs some awesomeness
Tissues keep my nose awesome
When my nose needs some happiness

*part 1*
Tissues are like unicorns
Trust me, that's saying a lot!
Unicorns eat rainbows,
And tissues.
Well. They're TISSUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*rap part*
YO YO YO.
TISSUES, THEY MAKE THE WORLD.
GO 'ROUND YO!
TISSUES LOVE YOU,
THEY LOVE YOUR SNOT, SO YOU BEST LOVE THEM BACK!

*chorus*

*part 2*
Tissues are like Nyan Cat
Trust me, that's saying so much!
Nyan Cat farts rainbows,
And tissues.
Well. They're FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chorus*

*final part*
Tissues are like Skittles
Trust me, that's saying a lot!
Skittles are like TASTE THE RAINBOW,
And tissues.
Well. TASTE THE TISSUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chorus*

*chorus*